Spunk Lube resembles real cum

Biggun November 4, 2016May 22, 2020 0 Comments Biggun, Cum, Friendship, Jacking Off, Jerking Off, Lube, Mutual Masturbation, Products, Spunk Lube, Wanking

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It’s been a little too long since I last conducted some reviews but I’m back with a good one I think many of you will appreciate.

As you might know, I’m a married man who happens to be an avid masturbator, and my loving wife is entirely accepting of my extra-marital stroking, with myself and some friends. In fact, she’s positively encouraging and regularly buys me little treats here and there for us to use.

I’ve always been into enjoying various lubes in my wanks and she’s spent the last few months buying new options for me to try.

I have wanted some Spunk Lube for a while, but it can be quite hard to get here in the UK. I knew that BlokeToys had some, but even though I’m a loyal customer the price of it put me off. It was one of those things where I would look at it, add it to my basket with the rest of my sleeves and rings etc, then delete it or abandon it just because of the cost of that one item. Then I would see it for less somewhere else but it would be sold out. Whenever I searched it seemed BlokeToys was the only one with it in stock, but I admit I am a little reluctant to buy from new places and I do tend to judge a site by how it looks and what else they sell.

Finally my wife became fed up with my moaning about it and went to BlokeToys and bought it for me, and I’m very glad she did.

Although I still think it’s a little pricey I understand that importing it from the US is a costly business (even more costly thanks to Brexit, bet no guy out there thought it would affect their wanking, right?) but I definitely believe it’s worth every penny.

Having tried CUM Lube from Manhood before and been a little disappointed (it has a ridiculously short shelf life, apparently) I was really hoping Spunk actually lived up to its reputation.

My plan was to share it with a new wank buddy who isn’t into cum play. I enjoy seeing a wank buddy really let loose with their cumshot but this new friend of mine is entirely reluctant to do anything with his cum other than squirt it directly into a tissue. I hoped that introducing him to Spunk Lube might make him a little more free with his load.

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There are different versions of it available, but only the Hybrid version is available at BlokeToys. That’s fine with me, it can be used with some disposable sleeves for some toy play, it’s great for fucking with the wife and when you’re sharing it with a buddy for some wank fun it’s especially good.

The bottle I got was 8oz, which I don’t think will last very long with me and my friends, but a couple of them have already vowed to buy another bottle for future wanks.

First of all I need to say a big well done for putting a pump action top on it. I am so baffled as to why companies are not doing this with all their lubes already. I can’t tell you the number of times an open bottle of oil or lube has been splashed all over my wooden living room floor when an eager wank mate has knocked it over. Even bottles with a smaller opening in the top can easily be knocked over and no one notice until one of your wank buddies has slipped on the puddle and broken his neck.

Do I even need to say how ridiculous it is to try to squeeze thicker lube out of a tube when you’re covered in the stuff already? It’s like wrestling an eel rescued from an oil slick.

Companies, pay attention – we want hand pumps on EVERY lube you can put them on! If a lube is too thick for a bottle, don’t put it in a tube, put it in a tub!

So, back to my experience with Spunk.

I first used Spunk in a solo wank the day it arrived and I admit that I shot my load faster than a 50-year-old Monk getting a lap dance. It goes on white, slick and smooth, very high quality, giving me a good long and slippery session and making me squirt within minutes. I usually like to spend at least 45 minutes enjoying my own cock every couple of days and really get some helmet action going in my wanks but Spunk made me shoot off quicker than expected.

If you’ve ever wanked with cum for lube you know it has a strange consistency that can dry out quickly (most of the time using another guys cum for lube will have a cock blasting cream within moments anyway, so it’s not that big of a deal) but Spunk Lube lasts a good long time and won’t need reapplying as often as some of the more expensive water based lubes do. It actually does a great job of staying applied and where you want it, unlike some of the oil based lubes that tend to thin out and drip all over the place.

It’s actually a pretty good combination, a good mix, long lasting and super slick combined with that initial thrill of looking and feeling like real cum on your cock too.

The next time I used it was with another wank buddy of mine, James, a guy who doesn’t use lube usually. I got him into using some Stroke 29 a couple of weeks ago (review for that coming in the future) and he really enjoyed the edging it gave him, but Spunk Lube really impressed him. He wasn’t sure exactly what it was about it that got him so hard and horny, but I get the feeling it was the visual appeal of our cocks covered in what looks like cum.

He applied more a couple of times in our wank session, edging his load, before finally erupting a big shot himself.

I haven’t yet used it with my cum-reluctant wank friend so I don’t know if it will get him to be more open and free with his ejaculations, but I guess we’ll see.

In conclusion, I love it, the wank buddies I’ve stroked with using it have loved it, they plan to buy their own and bring them along in the future. I still think the price is a little high, but for what it is and the fact that it’s already served me well in five mutual wanks with friends and three solo cock stroke sessions makes it absolutely worth buying.