Why you should be collecting Tenga Eggs

You guys know that every now and then I share something on the site from the guys at BlokeToys, they’re good to us and they help out with things from time to time so the least I can do is share some of their toys on the blog for you guys to check out. I think you like that too though, right? After all, we’re all about the bate here and the chance to check out some toys is always nice.

They sent me a box of Tenga Eggs a while ago and I’ve been working my way through them over the last couple of months, but they just started promoting thee little things a little more so I thought now might be a good time to tell you about them.

I was skeptical about these little things to start with. I know some of the Tenga toys have been criticized in the past for being disposable and who wants to spend money on a wank toy that you can only use a couple of times before it starts to smell?

Stupidly I thought these cheap little eggs were disposable too. They’re actually not.


I’ve tried six different ones now and they all feel good, I was thinking about maybe telling you which one I thought was the best but I can’t pick one.

Each Tenga Egg comes in a sealed package, which you unwrap to get at the plastic “shell”. This comes apart in two halves and you get your white stretchy sleeve inside. Inside that is a little lube packet, although I would suggest getting more water based lube if you don’t have any already as one of these little packets only lasts for one session at most.

I will say that although all the media for these seems to recommend you slide and stretch it down over your member I would suggest that this isn’t the best way to use them. In my experience when you stretch out a toy like this you loose a lot of the structure in the texture and it becomes just a smooth sleeve on your dick. Instead I would suggest getting that lube in there and swirling the egg around on the helmet. This really did it for me and you can definitely feel the difference between all the various designs.

tenga egg masturbators at BlokeToys

Stretching it down is nice occasionally for a little more coverage and more sensation on the shaft, but in my opinion most of the pleasure is delivered to the helmet with a swirling motion while the toy keeps its form.

There are now ten different ones to choose from, and I haven’t tried them all, but I will be going back to get the ones I don’t have. At only £7.99 each they’re hardly going to break the bank.

I would recommend all guys try the Tenga Eggs at least once, they’re cheap and a lot of fun. Check out the range over at our friends BlokeToys and let me know what you think of them when you’ve experienced one for the first time.

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3 thoughts on “Why you should be collecting Tenga Eggs

  • January 14, 2016 at 12:28 pm

    I bought my first one today and I’m probably gonna get all of them 🙂

  • December 10, 2016 at 1:29 am

    Cheap and cheerful. Just ordered a couple of these 🙂

  • December 10, 2016 at 10:08 am

    have five of these and they are great little toys. used them a few times with mates.


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