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New Year Resolutions for the masturbator in you

With a New Year arriving soon I thought it would be a great time to explore some New Year Resolutions you can participate in, willingly and happily! Forget the predictable plans of drinking less coffee, working out more, giving up smoking or changing your diet (although, those are all great ideas if you have the stamina and will for it) I’m focusing on the promises you can make to yourself to increase your pleasure and experiences in 2017.

So, without further ado, let’s look at what you could promise yourself in 2017, and actually have a lot of fun in the process.

Dedicate yourself to finding a wank mate

Yes, there are a lot of guys here at BuddyBate who have buddies to stroke their cock with, but there is most definitely a larger number of guys who come here to read the articles and explore their solo pleasures while fantasizing about what it might be like to have buddy to stroke with.

For 2017, I challenge you to finally break out of that boring bubble and actually go out there and look for that buddy you’ve thought about for a long time now. Stop wondering how good it would be, what it would feel like or the friends you could make in the process and just do it. There are plenty of resources and articles here to help you get out there and explore. Suck it up buttercup, one day you will be regretting not taking more steps to achieve what you wanted. Don’t wait any longer and just fucking do it.

Promise to take time and make an effort

If you’re a solo jerker, or you just find it hard to get the time to really enjoy your masturbation, promise yourself right now that you will create that time. Whether it’s half an hour every couple of days or an hour once a week, commit to giving yourself the proper attention your deserve. Yes, it’s fine to have a 5 minute wank in the toilets at work on a late shift, no one wants to take that away from you (well, maybe the boss would, but fuck them) this is about dedicating yourself to enjoying a proper, long, leisurely experience of solo, duo or (if you’re real lucky) group wanking regularly and without excuses.

Experience a new environment at least three times

Find a new place to stroke it

A year is quite a long time, it’s not unreasonable to suggest three times over the course of a year you find somewhere new to tug one out. Whether it’s in the car late at night on a silent road in the middle of nowhere, in the men’s room at the local pub, in a vacant office in your building, or in the gym showers on a quiet morning before work, find somewhere new at least three times in 2017 where you can stroke that cock and shoot a load – and do it without being a criminal, of course.

Just changing your environment can add a new sensation or thrill to the experience. As long as you’re careful and consider that there are cameras in plenty of places, you should be okay.

Invest in your own pleasure

No, this isn’t just marketing for our friends at BlokeToys, I genuinely mean this… invest in your own pleasure,

Try new toys to add more pleasure and experiment

dammit! You probably spend quite a lot of money on practical things, and on luxuries occasionally too, but you probably don’t spend anywhere near that on sexual pleasure. Why not? Why is a man willing to spend £100 on a pair of jeans or £200 on a pair of trainers, but not even spend £20 on a masturbator they’re likely to use a hundred times in the future?


There are hundreds of amazing masturbators, anal toys, cock rings, lubricants and all manner of other items available for pretty reasonable prices, so I challenge you to try something new once a month. Whether it’s exploring a butt plug for the first time, trying a prostate massager, treating yourself to a new lube or buying a basic sleeve with a new texture inside it, set aside some of your well-earned cash and treat yourself once a month to something new – just for the experience of it. You never know, you might discover the new masturbator that makes you cum like never before, of the cock ring that gives you such an amazing stiffy you feel compelled to share it with someone 🙂


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Thanks for reading, I hope you endeavor to make 2017 a great year for your masturbatory fun and that you stick around and share experiences with us throughout the coming year. Please leave a comment below if you have anything to add 🙂

Have a fantastic New Year guys, we look forward to sharing endless pleasures with you all for the coming 12 months.

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I'm Brad, and I'm an avid masturbator. I'm the primary author here at BuddyBate, publishing the experiences of readers, adding fiction content submitted by visitors and sharing some of the best masturbation porn available.

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One thought on “New Year Resolutions for the masturbator in you

  • January 2, 2017 at 8:43 am

    I definitely need to do the first one and the fourth. The others aren’t so hard. I already dedicate some good time to really working my cock pretty regularly whether I’m in a relationship or not. I’ve always been one of those guys who wanks almost every day and at least once a week I really have a long wank watching a movie.
    The new environment thing isn’t hard either. Last year I wanked in some woods near my house, a friend’s bathroom, a store room at work and a few other places.
    So I need to find a wank mate and invest a bit more in things to enjoy, I think that’s (hopefully) doable!


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