Discovered in the jungles of Bolivia in 1953, Steamboat Geyser (official designation OBJECT-6476) is a giant human penis, independent of any larger body, able to become erect and deliver explosive ejaculations. Capable of infecting adult males with an insatiable need to masturbate each other, the memetic effects of Steamboat Geyser pose a threat to society. Just a few words of description are enough to trigger a contagion that could reach far beyond the thick walls of Site-19. The Griffin Ballon Foundation is charged with keeping such secrets, studying the capabilities of the most unusual objects, and exploiting them.
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I observed one (1) of the men attempting to wrap himself in the folds of heavy scrotal skin while masturbating there. This is particularly dangerous as the force of completion during an activation of OBJECT-6476 tightens the scrotum and the testes have been observed to move together independently. This could result in crushing injuries for the gentleman trapped there.
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With the story delivered in the form of formal documents, incident reports and research papers we learn how the giant mysterious cock influences all adult men who encounter it, or even learn of its existence.
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