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What are the weirdest places you've masturbated in?

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(@Anonymous 2068)
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So many places. Woods with buddies growing up. In the sea with my best mate. Hospital bed, airplane toilet, in the car, on a train. 


 
Posted : 06/02/2025 9:23 pm
(@Anonymous 2068)
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@batorlew35 yeah I loved those years. My mates and would wank and suck all the time. Still lucky one of my mates is still a wank buddy but don’t see each other that often now.


 
Posted : 07/02/2025 12:35 am
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@batorlew35 and sadly he’s most probably wanking with a load of Mates inside. Ironically


 
Posted : 07/02/2025 12:41 am
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I have literally bated in every place 

every room in the house, garage

at friends house

In teenage "fort"

in a car while driving

stores, restroom,

on the banks of a river

on the boat

in the woods

At work

adult theater

Been found bating at least a half dozen times by family, wife, friends. 


 
Posted : 28/04/2025 7:17 pm
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@allin4cum yep, I was agreeing with everyplace you listed until the last one about getting caught. Almost caught a number of times, but never caught in the act. Especially in my younger days, I took advantage of literally any opportunity to pull out my cock and masturbate. And I don't regret any of it one bit. I still masturbate at every good opportunity, and I'd love to find a couple of friends to have some experiences that you can only have with more than one cock at a time.


 
Posted : 28/04/2025 8:02 pm
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 I'd love to find a couple of friends to have some experiences that you can only have with more than one cock at a time.

I also would love this, thanks Rick for sharing. 


 
Posted : 28/04/2025 8:08 pm
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Man so many places..... hotel hot tubs, saunas, in the woods out for a jog, on airplanes in my seat, driving, out swimming at sea.   Can tell you about them all 


 
Posted : 06/05/2025 6:48 pm
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Ok so here goes...

In hotel spas in the jacuzzi, both alone and by a friend. 

On an airplane, in the toilet is easy but the danger one is at your seat.  Many times just have to cover yourself with blanket.

Driving, easy.

Going for a run get horny and pull out in the woods hoping someone comes to see.

On holiday, going for a swim recently was out far enough to pull off my pants and go for a wank in the water there.  

 


 
Posted : 06/05/2025 10:36 pm
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Alone: storage cupboard,work toilets ,public toilets,my best mates bed while helping him move ,cemetery and All over my collage

 

With someone: quarry ,work toilets,college toilets,public toilets,swimming pool,train seats,back seat on car,mates gf bedroom and more!

I used to pull my dick out any chance I got!

still do 😉 


 
Posted : 11/05/2025 8:40 am
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About 20 years ago i was at bill Wilson's house. I actually signaled a few of my homegirls I was horny but ended up going to the bathroom and immediately pulled my penis out and began to rub the head

I remember I decided on a porn vid and began to stroke my half hard cock which was leaking precum and stroked myself thinking about the nastiest things I could. 

 

My cock swelled in my palm as I felt the cum inside me. I pumped and pumped then HOLY SHIT !!!  A huge healthy orgasm full of warm gooey cum. But...

IT HIT THE WALL.  

CLEANED IT BEST I COULD. 

 

went back like nothing happened  🙂

 

it was a fun experience 


 
Posted : 27/05/2025 9:48 pm
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Not many weird places for me just the usual.

Wanked in every room of the house. Camping (first time with mates). At work. In a warehouse, office, car. Wanked with a few guys at the urinals. Wanked a lot just showing off and watching in the showers at the gym. Had a few great wanks on a run in the mornings.

I think the strangest place was at the top of the stairs in my mates building. Met him for a wank but his girlfriend was at home so we "went for a run" and just went upsairs and wanked off where the door out to the roof is. lol


 
Posted : 04/07/2025 8:57 am
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I've jerked in a few weird places... In a cemetery once during the day, behind bulk oil tanks in the basement of a mechanic shop I worked at, every bathroom of every job I ever worked, almost every car I've owned both parked and driving, on a river bank with my cousin in the open, on the beach with my cousin, in a tent in the back yard with my cousin. Im sure there's more but I can't recall everywhere lol.


 
Posted : 26/08/2025 9:36 pm
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I jerked my rock hard cock in the parking lot of a off street business late at night. Stood naked facing their showroom in the bright light of my cars headlights. 

Another time I wanked off naked in the middle of a public park. Again late at night

One of the earliest, and riskiest wanks was in high school. I was at the back of the class and our relieving teacher was smoking hot so I stroked my cock under the desk and shot my load onto the floor.


 
Posted : 27/08/2025 7:05 pm
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Nice! I wish I would’ve done that while watching our typing teacher. The closest I got to that was when our music teacher loaned me the key to the school so I could get my drums or something. I went into the main floor girls’ room and jacked off, cumming all over a toilet seat. I always wondered which girls got to touch my dried cum on their ass and legs.


 
Posted : 28/08/2025 6:42 pm
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While not really too risky, one night I was putting some rubbish out in the bins down the side of my house and had to go past the bathroom. 

My hot female flatmate was having a shower and she had cracked open the bathroom window a little to let some steam escape. Becuase it was night time, she couldn't see out the window, but boy oh boy could I see her.

She was very fit and had a fantastic body. 

I was so tuned on and got rock hard pretty quickly. So I whipped out my cock and jerked off while drooling over her naked body all lathered up in the shower.

I also managed a wank when I saw her sunbathing. But I could expand on that later is there is any interest.


 
Posted : 28/08/2025 7:00 pm
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In the car driving South down M11 between Cambridge and Stansted while my wife periodically sucked me off 🔥


 
Posted : 23/09/2025 11:49 pm
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@basicbi1 I have had that experience a few times its great fun


 
Posted : 24/09/2025 7:08 pm
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@kiwijacker yes please tell us more on the sunbathing one.i am sure we would all like to here about that experience


 
Posted : 24/09/2025 9:39 pm
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@kiwijacker yes please tell us more on the sunbathing one.i am sure we would all like to here about that experience

Ok, happy to oblige. 

Her name was Melissa. She was 5.7" and weighed around 50kgs. She had mousey blonde hair that reached her should blades. Very fit with not an inch of extra fat on her. She had nice sized perky tits and rocked a killer 6 pack of abs. 

One summer's day I finished work early and got home around mid afternoon. I was hot and sweaty, so I went straight to my room to change out of my clothes. 

As I removed my top, I glanced out the bedroom window and my eyes opened in surprise to see Melissa lying face down on a beach towel in a small black bikini. All I saw was a sexy babe showing an alarming amount of flesh and my cock quickly grew erect. 

I have net curtains on my windows so I could easily see out but she couldn’t see in. So, I moved closer to the window to take in all of Melissa. My cock was rock hard at this time, so I dropped my jeans to the ground and stepped out of them. I removed my socks, so I was completely naked with a rock-hard cock. 

I started stroking as I stared at this beauty who was sunbathing in front of me. I softly moaned as I fondled my soft smooth balls with the other hand. Man, she was so sexy.  

She had unclasped her bikini top so she didn’t get the tan lines there, and her naked back was such a turn on. Her arse looked amazing and the sweat glistening on her lower back made my cock sing. 

I was slowly stroking myself for a couple of minutes before she rolled over onto her back. She made sure to keep one hand on her top so it didn’t fall off. 

Seeing her flat stomach made me ooze out a clear drop of sweet precum, so I had to scoop it up and lick it. Mmmm, so hot. I was in heaven as I jerked my erect penis and stared at this sexy babe sunbathing and showing so much skin. 

I was getting close to unloading but wanted to take my time to enjoy her from head to foot.  I didn’t get that chance. 

She had her arms at her sides, but she must have had too much sun in her closed eyes, so she reached up and placed her arms over her face. That had the effect of her breasts riding up but her bikini top stayed where it was.  

When those pink nipples popped free and I had an uninterrupted view of her tits, I started cumming and boy oh boy did I cum hard. Sperm flew out of my cock and coated the windowsill and wall below it. I moaned loud as each bolt of liquid heat exploded from my hard cock. It was so intense, that my knees buckled slightly . 

It was one of the best wanks I had ever had and to this day I swear I get rock hard when I remember it. Even now writing this story, I am leaking precum. I will need to enjoy a nice long wank to it very soon. 

So, there you go, there is my little story about wanking to my flat mate in my room as I stared at her sunbathing. I hope you enjoyed. 

 


 
Posted : 29/09/2025 7:25 pm
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@kiwijacker great experience mate made my cock rock hard reading this I will have to have a slow long wank now. Thanks for sharing.


 
Posted : 29/09/2025 7:43 pm
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