Oh, If I Could Selfsuck!
I would never get anything done. Seriously guys, if I could get my own cock in my mouth no one would know that I’m alive. I wouldn’t work, I wouldn’t socialize, I’d probably only leave the house to get food so I could keep on sucking my own cock! But it offers an interesting question… if a straight guy can suck his own cock, does it make him bisexual? And do you think that a straight guy who can swallow his own meat must obviously love the idea of sucking another dudes dick too? Final question… if you could suck your own meat (and maybe you can, lucky fucker!) would you cum in your own mouth, or over your face?
Only ever known one guy who could suck his own cock. He was a dude I worked with and it kind of became a joke amongst our small team. I didn’t believe he could actually do it but one night at a bar I asked him when it was brought up again and he took me outside and showed me. He just got his cock out, a real big one too, and leant over, sucked his helmet into his mouth and gobbled it. I was fucking hard as steel after that and wanted to see him properly sucking himself to a cum load but we never did get into the right circumstances for that.
I use to be able to get the head into my mouth and get enough suction/tongue action going; as well as hand action, to get myself off. Most of the time I creamed on my face and would scoop it up and eat it. I was able a couple times to actually maintain contact and cum in my own mouth.
Now that I’m older and not as limber as I was in my early 20s; the best I can do is get my legs over my head and aim in the general direction. Hopefully I can hit my mouth a couple times.