Call for submissions! Masturbation Mishaps
So we’ve probably all had at least one Masturbation Mishap and I thought it would be fun to air those experiences and share them with others. Sure, some readers might giggle at your misfortune, but at least you’ll finally be able to get that embarrassing or unfortunate experience off your chest.
I’ll go first…
About three years ago I’d started wanking with a new buddy I’d just met and we were meeting up about once a week to give each other a hand. I was feeling particularly horny one afternoon and knew he was off work so I sent him a photo of my proud dick suggesting we meet up for a “good long tug”.
As you’ve probably guessed by now I sent it to the wrong person.
He had the same name as an electrician I’d had to deal with two years before and I’d inadvertently sent the photo and invitation to him.
Luckily for me the guy replied a minute later understanding that I’d sent it to the wrong person but he did compliment me on my dick and said he’d keep me in mind the next time he needed a hand lol
I didn’t hear from him again, which is kind of sad considering I remembered him being a very attractive 30 year old with a good body and what I imagined would be a great dick, too. I like to think that he still has that photo on his phone and occasionally contemplates getting in touch again to fulfill that offer lol
So how about you? I probably have another couple of slightly embarrassing stories to share but we all want to read yours. Hit the Contact page and send your experience/drama, preface the title with “Mishap” and let your shame and pain tumble from your fingers to be enjoyed by all 🙂
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I’ve had a few bating mishaps. One of the best was in college, in my bunk bed. I got back from class one afternoon super horned, stripped down, and got into the bottom bunk. Soon I was spitting in my hand, pumping my dick in a frenzy, and making all sorts of noises. I came HUGE in about 3 or 4 minutes, shooting all over my chest, hitting my face, and generally just making a mess. After about a minute more I got up to shower AND I SAW MY ROOMIE SMILLING AT ME FROM THE TOP BUNK! I completely freaked out… and slipped on my own cum dripping on the floor!! He leapt outta his bunk, made sure I was OK, helped me up (in the process getting some of my cum on his hands), and then we agreed to keep it our secret. Later that semester, I heard him jacking off openly in the top bunk when he knew I was below him. We jacked off together dozens of times after that, very chill, just two guys getting off.