How do I hide a wank toy from my girlfriend?
Submitted by DesperateDanny
I really want a new toy but I need to be able to hide it from my girlfriend. She’s a prude about things and when we started seeing each other she found my wank sleeve under my bed and made me throw it out. That was two years ago and now we live together and we’re not fucking as much as we used to. I love wanking (and reading about it) and even when we’re more active I still like to wank at least once a day. I mostly do it in the shower but sometimes I find the time to rub one out at work.
A Fleshlight is too big (and expensive) but there are loads of smaller and cheaper ones I would love to try I just need a good place to hide it so if anyone has any ideas that would be great.
Keep bating guys!
Hi Danny.
Yours is a common problem. Even if they don’t have a prudish partner a lot of men would just prefer to keep their toys secret and avoid questions. Fleshlights are great but you’re right about them being hard to hide. They can be pretty big and bulky and it’s not like they’re really well disguised as anything other than what they are.
We promote BlokeToys a lot on the blog because they’re good friends of ours and they have a lot of awesome toys for guys to try, so I hope you’ll consider checking them out. They plenty of discreet and compact toys that are far easier to hide, too – and cheaper than a lot of places.
I would recommend choosing a simple sleeve, or a cup. You can also get little Tenga eggs that really easy to hide at the back of a cupboard or on top of something that might be more out of reach of curious eyes. Basic sleeves can be folded or rolled up to be even smaller and you can put these almost anywhere.
I’ve heard of guys hiding their toys in all kinds of places. The shed or the garage are probably the most typical, mostly because that’s where guys consider it “their space” and their partners are less likely to encroach. It’s also where a lot of guys hang out together and share their bate, likely for that same reason.
I’ve also heard several stories from guys who keep their toys, porn and lube etc in the car. That’s not just because they wank in the car or have an outdoor spot to go to when they want to get a load out, some of them just keep it all there for when their partner is out of the house.
Other readers even keep their toys at work. We have readers who work in the trades and keep their toys and porn magazines etc in the van. Other readers have an office and keep their toys in a drawer.
Without knowing your lifestyle and home situation it’s hard to offer any real solutions that you might not have already thought of, but I’m sure there is a way for you to hide something simple if you’re really creative about it.
I hope other readers will offer some solutions in the comments, so check back or sign up for notifications to the comments and maybe we can collectively give you enough ideas that you can be enjoying some good toys for your wanks soon 🙂
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